I made a mistake in my last post. It’s not an Eagles quarterback, it’s a Cowboys quarterback…which might actually be worse, especially around here. Those people are just asking for a beating.
What are Santa and the Grinch doing to that poor reindeer? And Frosty, there’s no need to bow down to others just because they’re human and you’re not! This is a sad state of affairs, dear reader…a sad state of affairs.